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Written by  Administrator Friday, 18 November 2011 19:56 | 0 comments

coned off inside lane with 2 great big lane closed signs,

queue of cars and the bus at the start of the cones,

 

lights go green, bus moves forward

car shoots up inside and bang

Him "didn't you see me?"

Me "not till you were impaled on the front of my bus

H "didn't your brakes work?

M "i cant stop a 12tn vehicle in 3 feet without having people stuck to the windscreen"

and the best line

H "whose fault do you think it was?"

 

Before i was even out the cab picking bits up off the road, a passer by gave me his card and said he would be the witness for me

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